Big boy w-with a big ole back
A California king, refrigerator stacked
With steaks on steaks on
steaks on steaks on steaks
Bu-bu-butter, bacon, cheese,
and lasagna in the tray
Need an enormous man
with an enormous stand
Feeds me snacks with his enormous hands
And I hope he asks me
to be his winter-wife
'Cause messin' with a big
boy will change your life
It's cuffing season
And all the girls are
leaving to get a big boy
I need a big boy
Give me a big boy
It's cuffing season
And now we got
a reason to get a big boy
I want a big boy
Give me a big, big, big boy
I need a big boy w-wit' polar bear arms
Keeps me warm in a winter snow storm
Wind chill is bitin' but
his jackets are zipped
He bring in my groceries
in just one trip
Till the Sun comes back
I need a big boy hottie
Makes his own heat with his big boy body
For the next three months
skinny boys is dead
Forget a six-pack, I
need the whole damn keg
